Yep, that’s what I was going to say.

I’ve lost $40k since the peak. I'm young and it'll come back eventually, but man, it hurts. We're shopping for a new minivan (or were, our county is now in lock down) and that could've basically bought a brand new one on cash.

You can’t use a gift card at a restaurant that’s out of business. Seems a bit of a risk.

Thinking the same. One guy in the work parking lot swapped his last weekend, I’ll probably do mine and my wife’s cars this weekend, getting pretty warm here, I think it's done snowing.

As someone else said online who I can't remember, "now I feel sorry for the virus."

We happen to be running low on hand sanitizer for normal use. My wife was unable to buy any today because the grocery store is cleaned out. I have to go to CVS anyway so I’m going to check, but I don’t have high hopes. These people I assume have running water and soap, and will be at places with restrooms at various…

I did one day, in a county court. I enjoyed it, I was the foreman, it was interesting.

The Royal mail was established in 1516. Did they bid on the contract every 5 years for like 200 years you think?

Talking about Lexan like it’s some fancy material from motorsports is kinda funny.

They were able to declare when polls closed because of their exit polling. If you have good data from a number of places showing him with almost 50%, what’s the point in waiting? Exit polls aren’t exact, but they’re not going to be off by 30%.

And for anyone who wants to do more reading, this is known as the free surface effect.

I’m aware. He still has no equal, so the phrase tense is correct. 

Yep. If you spend time over there you'd possibly recognize me, but I'm not going to dox myself, not that easily anyway. These days I'm mostly just in the 33.

I knew before checking the link that the "obscure old bike website" could only be Sheldon Brown. He has no equal. 

Don’t forget asbestos! It’s even an actual fiber, so it might sort of work!

Asbestos is natural too, but I’m not fucking eating it if I can help it. Hydrochloric acid is natural (and even produced by the human body!) but it’ll still fucking kill you if you breath it or burn the absolute shit out of your skin if you get it on you.

I thought this would be about Bolton. 

I mean, technically, on a microscopic level, the beads are vibrating (unless they’re very, very cold, but then you have other issues). But so is the vagina on its own though.

My wife’s crossover needs a new top engine mount (it’s hydraulic, or, at least, it was at one point in the past). I bought all three since I figured it wouldn’t hurt and they were cheap. They’ve been sitting in the garage for a year. The car is no worse for it. We’re selling the car in a couple months. They’re going…

I don’t particularly care one way or the other, I’m just loving that we’ve got fully electric cars running 6 seconds to 100 mph and running 10s in the quarter. That’s just absurd performance that not long ago was out of reach of everything except full blown race cars.