Is that still an option?

Way, way too clean for DT. No rust anywhere, although the rattle canned front grille might entice him some.

Obviously I didn’t literally mean cease. 

So, by my math, a burger is the same size as an Alaska. No wonder we’re all so fat.

I have been shamed not once, but twice at work for burning microwave popcorn. Both times I was standing directly in front, listening intently for popping to cease.

They probably came out of a kitchen.

I figured, based on the cars all being the same model . 

Yeah, I would’ve gone with razz if I were her, but here we are.

I thought I had seen every conceivable type of parking lot layout.

Then you get out and have a three-way deathmatch as god intended.

Every safety oriented place I’ve worked (electric utilities and their contractors mostly) has the following parking rules:

We gathered 400 pounds of weed from that discard box today!

This would certainly cause me to reconsider some of my hiring decisions at work. On both sides though, I want someone good to fight my battles in lawsuits, but not someone too good or they might decide to sue me for something, in which case I’m probably screwed.

One of the stupidest, loudest people I know was also the first Trump supporter I met. He's probably 35 now but I assume still acts like he did when I mostly knew him at 30, which was like a 17 year old who thought he knew everything. I spent as little time around him as possible. I assume he has only become more…

I’m pretty sure that both Steam Train and Goodnight Construction Site are pro-union pamphlets about the benefits of a living wage. The workers get to chill out in the boxcar with a midnight snack of the provisions!

Yep.

I feel like Pizza Rat and Baby Yoda are mostly doing well based on their names, which come to think of it, is also how Biden, Trump, Clinton, etc got where they are, so go figure. 

Holy shit. This is like an SNL skit. It just went on, and on, and on.

Lots of those old studies that led to “breakfast is the most important meal of the day” becoming a common line, compared normal people who ate breakfast with workaholics who smoked constantly, drank a liquid lunch (back when this didn’t mean a smoothie), and then maybe scarfed down a piece of pizza for dinner before…

I’ll be voting for Warren in the primary more than likely, but I would have absolutely no issue with Sanders winning. This is a stupid take from Politico, about a stupid non-fight between people who are extremely similar. Let’s not start the inevitable Democratic in-fighting and collapse just yet, eh?