I’m an engineer and when I seal documents it looks more like an EKG than a signature. There's hints of my initials and the rest is just jagged lines. 

High Rising Terminal is the technical name, but upspeak is a common name.

But they won’t tell you which Wednesdays, and it will change randomly without notice. And also, it’s closed on weeks with a holiday or weeks that have a prime number date during the preceding weekend.

I like that he almost immediately follows it up with a "please stop writing this shit down in texts." 

I believe that’s on 218, not finding exactly where though. I haven’t been there in many years.

Well, sealed inside a nosecone fairing, or screaming towards you at thousands of miles an hour.

It’s an incredibly impressive frown. I can’t even get close.

8! 8 pixels! Ah hah hah ha.

I think he bought the spare wheels that were offered. It has the exact mileage, year, color, condition, and the OP states that it’s on Jalopnik and links to here, so, yeah, it’s the same one.

When was he under oath? I thought they managed to avoid that?

This is hilarious.

And was 2 years newer than that when it sold. So basically, it’s 8 years newer.

Plus, he waived attorney client privilege, if it even applied in the first place (unlikely, since you can’t use it to do crimes), by running his mouth, and also by saying at one point, I think, that he was acting not as Trump’s lawyer but as a citizen or some such nonsense.

“But you just spoke perfect English!”

Wow, thank you. Until I read this I still hadn’t figured out where the M3 was, or how those two videos related to each other, maybe the M3 was just out of frame, or was hit when he dropped the phone, or whatever?

Except that he’s a defensive lineman. How many reps do you think he gets where he’s blocking? 

I mean, 90 and 70% is a heat index of about 110, and no sun at midnight. I've ridden my bike long distances at heat index of 130 in the sun. Granted riding a bike and running a marathon are different, but there are certainly places in the US that have weather like that, and midnight with no sun the conditions sound…

What, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck? 

Add another couple obstruction and threatening a witness charges to the ever growing pile of legal issues he’s in I guess.

Are there any competent lawyers left there? Flood left in June. Is it just nutjobs and now maybe Corey leading them at this point?