I was coming down here to make exactly that point. Either he's dumb or he thinks we are. 

I fucking love that the top boss comes in, gives some garbage, illegal instructions, and then all the supervisors and managers have to come behind and clean up his mess.

I hit play, watched her start her pass, and said “fuck this, why would I watch that?” and stopped it.

Except that Conrad Hilton is actually kind of brilliant, if a bit eccentric. He’s also not a giant asshole, he just knows what he wants.

Why does he get to keep repeating the lie that he can’t release his returns because he’s under audit? The IRS has said that’s not true.

The Indy Car had some time to test and practice and also a monetary incentive to run fast in qualifying.

Public places seems harder legally, but tons of states have mandatory vaccination for public schools, including next door Pennsylvania. How is that part not enforceable at least? And any county owned buildings and places such as parks and playgrounds and rec centers. Seems like they should be able to make a pretty…

Who could possibly have seen that M Night Shamalamadingdong level of twist coming!

Deadspin should sue them.

Morons: I’m going to be the grasshopper any day now, and I don’t want any lazy ants stealing my hard earned grain!

Yeah, I mean, the law is extremely clear, but I’m sure they’ll find something to argue about for a while anyway, and keep appealing when they lose, and then the Supreme Court will go with some bullshit about executive privilege and ignore Congress yet again.

I believe the IRS has already said he’s not under audit, and they’ve definitely said that he’s free to release them, audit or not. It’s such an easily disprovable lie, but yet people still believe it.

My Comcast DVR recorded both practice sessions, both qualifications, and both races just fine. So I dunno. 

OMG! My wife and I leave our fan on in our bedroom and our kids bedrooms all year! We’re all going to die!

No, no, no. See, socialism is the devil, and leads to people speaking Spanish in Venezuela, and you don’t want to live in Venezuela do you? Venezuela, Venezuela, Benghazi, Venezuela!

And then the part where, you know, he absolutely obstructed justice when he fired his FBI director while “thinking about this Russia thing.”

Which is incredibly fucking stupid. If there’s one place that you can afford to soft sell and educate and build rapport over time, it’s the damn internet. It’ll take you about 2 minutes to dash off an e-mail, 5 to take a phone call. You can do that for WEEKS without costing much money at all.

So in addition to the other shit, we can tack on “labor violations at the fucking White House” to the list? Cool.

Lol. Rule number one when being a grammar asshole, tend to your own shit first dude. 

Yeah, it only seems fair to redact some stuff to protect sources and methods and ongoing investigations. But other than that, we should be able to see it. I’d hope that some congresspeople would get to see the unredacted version just to keep them accountable, but I dunno.