Seriously. I figured he had some white collar job and this included a yearly bonus, could be like $30k easy at that point for a bi weekly with good size bonus structure. Fucking $1000? 

The climate will be so fucked by the time they have any health problems they’ll be screwed anyway, let them have this.

There are roads in the Northeast where the limit is 65 but traffic will regularly run at 90+ at certain times of day when traffic is lighter. I’ve been doing 95 without realizing it, just running with traffic. Modem cars are quiet and smooth and have tons of power so those speeds just don't feel that fast. 

And yet they're probably still faster and more agile than him, if I had to guess. Amazing what advances in nutrition and training and recruiting can do. 

What?? Please tell me it’s not made up!

I mean, if you get her a decent nap I think my almost 3 year old could stretch it a bit to 10 occasionally. Take some executive time around 4 or 5 for a good lie down, then get up and get primped. She could totally be a better President.

You’re joking, but holy shit, if he wins in 2020 someone is going to have to explain term limits to him.

Well, this guy is either unable to read, which would seem disqualifying for a legislator, or he’s lying like usual, I wonder which it is.

Why the fuck is he saluting? 

She did it twice, which I find hilarious, and the block quote immediately following one mistake has it correct. 

Do you want an even longer Christmas season? Because that’s how you get an even longer Christmas season.

I was pulling for the Chiefs because Mahome is incredibly fun to watch, but that game was so great I don’t even care that they lost.

Yeah, but I’m guessing whoever they hired did a better job and had less holes than some overworked admin running thousands of domains with tons of traffic from all over the world and tons of domains sharing a local network and hardware. 

And a private server in a basement is probably actually more secure than whatever cheap unsecured brand they’re using for their private family domain. 

Lol at the auto correct to crustaceans.

And also, before the game, the winning team to be moved the location of the game so that most of the other team couldn’t find the stadium.

His Pelosi tweet is such schoolyard petty “sarcasm” (I happen to like sarcasm, this is just stupid, but technically sarcastic I think) that he’s making me like Pelosi, which I don't. 

I don’t live anywhere near there, but I really hope (against hope) that she somehow pulls this off. The voter suppression and gerrymandering is atrocious there (something something Supreme Court, something racism no longer exists) and having a Democratic governor for the census would be huge for the future. 

I’m not sure monitoring interior spaces is a given in every office building. My office certainly isn’t that way, and none I’ve worked in have been, other than power plants and control rooms and other secure areas. Otherwise it’s just the perimeter. 

Yep. Guy pretends to have ball, gets tackled relatively gently. 5 seconds later someone charges in, gets slammed for his effort, and somehow it all offsets? Fuck that noise.