It blows my mind that financial advisors not only don’t have to have their client’s best interests at heart, they fought the rule trying to get them to, and somehow people are still using them.

Get fucked.

Say no more, say no more.

In other news, the foxes guarding the henhouse have decided that Trump campaign didn’t do anything wrong. I’m shocked. Oh, and of course Fox News got the scoop.

Lol, yeah, I meant like 50 miles maybe (or maybe farther if California, because earthquakes and stuff), not across the globe.

When your house is on fire the fire department actually adds more fire until it goes out. Most people don’t know this.

Sorry, good effort, but he doesn’t read, and he certainly doesn’t read Splinter of all places. You’ll need to get someone to read it on fox News.

Redundancy seems like it would be pretty important for something like that.

Polygraph would probably be a lot more reliable, actually. And that’s saying something.

That tweet will be in the history books describing this period.

I see where Oprah thinks it’s fun, but making the cleaning staff go on an Easter Egg hunt for their tip seems demeaning.

I think there’s something there, right? Maybe a satellite?

In the past especially it was very common to have relatively large families, and having kids at all is probably very helpful as a politician. Since people used to be very likely to have 3 or more kids, and still likely to have two, although that is changing, the odds of not having a daughter over that time period is…

I interviewed someone today and neglected to ask if he was gay. I clearly need more training.

You mean “wade your tuwwy hurt?”

Even the fucking steel workers union thinks it’s dumb, they just wanted tariffs on China, not the world.

Is there a contest for “lamest people ever” I’m unaware of?

Something about that just didn’t look right, like went on a couple seconds too long. I don’t even think that’s the issue, but he took a serious beating after he looked to me like he was giving up

Been there. Well, I was fighting for probably 30th place in the C field of a college bike race, but ya know, same thing.

Yeah, clearly I was trying to show how incredibly brilliant I am by pointing out that time zones exist.