lol the seattle seabeaners

is this the first time the NHL has suspended an entire team?

And in return, I’d just like to say slut, abortion, masturbation!

You would say that, you abortion loving commie! Fuck off!

Can I take this opportunity to brag about the commenters here? They rock. They’re one of the main reasons I frequent this site so much. I’ll even read boring posts or posts about soccer (yuck) just to get to the comments.

Archie Comics hasn’t said just how long the name change will last—

That’s straight-up Roger Rabbit Dip.

(Personally, I think he’s terrific. I just couldn’t pass up the chance to make this dumb joke.)

He just got traded to Dallas!

Padres offseason news isn’t a hot stove. It’s a friar.

COLUMBUS, Ohio no less. That’s like swallowing a poisoned turd that forces you to die slowly, while everyone else gets a Snickers laced with cyanide

“It did nothing to advance the actual story...” Can’t an episode just stand on its own anymore?

Men at Work are a criminally underrated band and Overkill is one of their best songs, good choice!

Mostly it’s because so much football commentary is absolute garbage, and it’s refreshing to hear a human being effectively explaining complex shit in a simple way. We just suffered through a terrible MNF booth that seemed more interested in bringing “debate” into the broadcast over, ya know...just telling us what the…

I got like 800 stars for singing Romo’s praises in the Deadspin post on Monday (just stating that because THAT’S A LOT and to confirm any assumption of Romo-bias). I don’t enjoy him because he’s got some kind of second-sight; he’s just a much better color commentator than I’m used to. Even other competent ones like…

I’m not so much in awe of how he can do the things he can do in the booth, such as predict plays.  I understand that the guy was an NFL QB very recently and a pretty darn good one at that.  I’m more amazed at how shitty every other color commentator is in comparison and I’m pissed I didn’t get to listen to a Tony…

Dude. He was great. Bernie Kosar did preseason for the Browns for a while and could do the same thing.

Smith retaliated on his show: “Carr has no excuse for the season he had had. You got Amari Cooper. You got Khalil Mack on defense. You got Bo Jackson running all over defenders. You got one of the best coaches on Earth in John Madden. The only reason the Raiders didn’t win the Dragon Ball is that David Carr done gave…

It did seem like MacDonald didn’t give Dillashaw all that much time to recover

It’s so weird that so many people independently decided that MAGA gear and Trump slogans were a great way to intimidate minorities. It couldn’t possibly that all of those people easily understood the messaging behind those things. I’ve been told that would be an unfair interpretation of the facts. So, clearly, they…