Bailey’s. Mmm... creamy. Soft creamy beige.

Is the printer deal already kaput? That sounds amazing but unfortunately I’m only seeing third-party sellers and I don’t think DVDKING is offering official HP plans.

Is the printer deal already kaput? That sounds amazing but unfortunately I’m only seeing third-party sellers and I…

Forget versatility, if you’re going for pure deliciousness pecans dunk on other nuts. Pistachios and walnuts place and show, then there’s all other nuts, getting hit by a car, and Brazil nuts.

Both Brendan Fraser’s Bedazzled and Cum Town are incredibly on-brand for me.

I feel like it’s got to be Peterman, although next year will be primed for Gruden.

New Year’s Eve sucks ass, I’d drop it below Valentine’s Day.

Pictured: my posting setup.

Very carefully!

You take a nap-ah, you get a slap-ah

I’d go with one based on Jon Hamm’s character’s life post-White Christmas, myself.

I heard he was a terrible helicopter parent!

I once said sorry bumping into a guy in front of the Target right by the Wilson stop, he said it was his fault and he should be apologizing to me and then seamlessly slipped into a pitch about needing to get cab fare to get downtown while following me like four blocks back to my apartment. It was a fairly populated str…

Yeah, if you take out everything but Cody/Reitman’s involvement this looks like a total turd, but I liked Tully and Young Adult enough to be interested. (I didn’t see Ricki and the Flash or know Diablo Cody wrote the screenplay until now though)

Switch out Pat Fitzgerald with Paterno’s corpse and fire them all into the sun imo

Oh god, I want to see it but I don’t want to search anything at work that’ll potentially lead to it.

Congrats to DSA President Nick Mullens

I’ll take that bet!

Samer, sorry about the damage to your car.

GATTACA! GATTACA! GATTACA!