Bailey’s. Mmm... creamy. Soft creamy beige.

Is the printer deal already kaput? That sounds amazing but unfortunately I’m only seeing third-party sellers and I don’t think DVDKING is offering official HP plans.

Is the printer deal already kaput? That sounds amazing but unfortunately I’m only seeing third-party sellers and I…

Forget versatility, if you’re going for pure deliciousness pecans dunk on other nuts. Pistachios and walnuts place and show, then there’s all other nuts, getting hit by a car, and Brazil nuts.

Both Brendan Fraser’s Bedazzled and Cum Town are incredibly on-brand for me.

I feel like it’s got to be Peterman, although next year will be primed for Gruden.

New Year’s Eve sucks ass, I’d drop it below Valentine’s Day.

Pictured: my posting setup.

You take a nap-ah, you get a slap-ah

I’d go with one based on Jon Hamm’s character’s life post-White Christmas, myself.

I heard he was a terrible helicopter parent!

Yeah, if you take out everything but Cody/Reitman’s involvement this looks like a total turd, but I liked Tully and Young Adult enough to be interested. (I didn’t see Ricki and the Flash or know Diablo Cody wrote the screenplay until now though)

Switch out Pat Fitzgerald with Paterno’s corpse and fire them all into the sun imo

Oh god, I want to see it but I don’t want to search anything at work that’ll potentially lead to it.

Congrats to DSA President Nick Mullens

I’ll take that bet!

Samer, sorry about the damage to your car.

GATTACA! GATTACA! GATTACA!

I’m jealous - the closest that I’ve come to something like that was seeing two episodes of Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace at like 2 AM on the Sci-Fi channel in 2006 with no prior knowledge of any of the cast. The Apes of Wrath was the first one and that’s right up there with the most I’ve ever laughed at a single episode…

If the like button is removed I will face god and walk backwards into hell