I’m jealous - the closest that I’ve come to something like that was seeing two episodes of Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace at like 2 AM on the Sci-Fi channel in 2006 with no prior knowledge of any of the cast. The Apes of Wrath was the first one and that’s right up there with the most I’ve ever laughed at a single episode…

If the like button is removed I will face god and walk backwards into hell

Dante’s Pizza in Logan Square is New York-style and their Minos is legitimately the best pizza I’ve ever eaten.

Rest in Heace

The only vodka I ever buy that I want to taste the flavor of is Three Olives Loopy, and freezing does nothing to slow that stuff down.

I’m at work and watching with closed captions - is “crabmeat injuries” what was said? I like that term.

Yeah I think Gruden’s crapped it up for the most part, but I feel like that’s a pretty good return for Cooper after he’s blown for like a full season and a half.

Selma Blair’s the saddest one to add to the list to me, she seemed really cool.

I don’t know what the zeppelin hangar reference would be, but when I think Thurn und Taxis I think The Crying of Lot 49.

*whispers* That’s Chappie

Glad to see what the one thing my dad will know about Elizabeth Warren to justify voting Trump again will be

Yeah, I kinda want to call bullshit but can’t until I’ve seen the show. Win/win proposition!

On the other hand if Rowling didn’t keep messing with Harry Potter then we wouldn’t get one of my favorite types of Clickhole articles:

I’m amazed Dial M for Martin didn’t even get an honorable mention, that might be my favorite episode of the entire series.

Holy shit it’s A RAD MUSTACHE, that’s a name I haven’t seen in a while.

I’m glad the last bread that molded on me was the end of my shitty homemade loaf that I wanted to throw out anyway. Thanks for sharing this!

Bring back the damn volcano burrito!

The Erica line in this episode was probably the biggest laugh for me in this entire season.

Now I’m no big city lawyer, but by the criteria she’s going by if someone ran a hot dog through a mandoline and put it in a hot dog bun it would be a sandwich but not a hot dog, right?