Very carefully.

Just want to say I appreciate your username

If twitch is slower in seeing the problem and taking care of it than fucking Forsen’s chat there’s a serious issue.

If you can go in blind, Bertolucci’s 1900 has an A+++ Donald Sutherland bucket list acting moment (well-preceded by a similarly ridiculous one from Burt Lancaster)

I was a big fan of Moonbeam City, damn it!

- The AV Club

I didn’t know who Tomas Satoransky was before this season, but he’s been really good lately.

I don’t know exactly when Goop stuff wrapped around from being dumb to being so dumb that I respect it, but that was a new one on me and The Good Shit™

I hadn’t heard any aspects of this story ahead of time and the only thing that legitimately surprised me was that there was a second season of The Santa Clarita Diet.

I did a double-take when I saw that it was Al’s, I lived in one of the apartments next door in 2014-15.

I got into my early decision dream college and have one Stafford loan down, one ~$1,590.00 away (before what I throw at it at the end of the month), and I’m on pace to be comfortably clear of the rest of them by the time I’m 30.

I agree! https://deadspin.com/lets-enjoy-some-quality-lebron-highlights-1823908991

One of my litmus tests for a BBQ place is whether I’d rather have their sauce or Sweet Baby Ray’s, and since I’ve moved to Chicago the success rate on that is surprisingly low.

I read a book in middle school which involved a mischievous kid microwaving bars of soap and chip bags, and those are both really cool (unless you go too hard on the soap).

Why didn’t Mike, the larger Mike, not simply eat the smaller Mike?

I’m a Raptors fan and I’m hoping Boston can knock out Cleveland in the 2/3 matchup. I think they can make the finals if they don’t have to go through LeBron, but I’m terrified if they have to play the Cavs. Demarre Carroll was signed as practically a designated LeBron-stopper and he got pulped last year.

The ECF game where LeBron scored 29 of the Cavaliers’ last 30 points (with the other one coming on a Drew Gooden free throw) was nuts and something I’ll never forget.

Also make kaceytron a playable hero in overwatch

And according to Mitch, cupcakes would win the Jezebel pie bracket.