Was there ever any firm resolution to the Shawn Darling stuff from a few years back? I still think of Shaq wiping a computer and then throwing it in a lake and pretending to be “Tony” on police busts and it amazes me that he’s entirely shaken it off.

Deja’s in the flash forward and she choked to death on a hard boiled egg.

I’m about halfway caught up with Corporate and I’ve really enjoyed it too, Baron Vaughn’s absolutely killing it whenever he shows up.

I can’t believe I forgot about those, they were amazing. I guess the introduction of the quesarito papered over that void.

The only one I’d amend is the moving back thing, I’d put a higher priority on moving away from the buttons.

I think at least one picture with you and only you (or you and an animal/celebrity/whatever) pictured is a good rule of thumb. If I can’t definitively point out whose profile it is, that’s a problem. 

As someone who ripped through a ton of Jelly Bellies as a kid, Black licorice/Watermelon are both legitimate choices, along with A&W Root Beer.

The Original Sin Rosé version is up there in my cider pantheon with Ace Pear, Ace Blueberry, and Blake’s Black Phillip.

The Eagles and Rams are going to be pretty happy about Michael Bennett and Marcus Peters for the next few years.

See also - the Chiefs dumping Marcus Peters for spare change. A lot more of the Kansas City dipshits I went to high school with were happy about it because “he didn’t respect our flag” than I expected.

I bought a mid-2010 MacBook Pro for college and I still use it for everything. Outside of a battery replacement a few years in (like $45 for the replacement battery and owing a favor to my roommate) I’ve had no problems besides fraying charging cables.

A Serious Man or Barton Fink is tops imo but Big Lebowski’s definitely tier 1.

Doa and Montecristo should be able to dress up like they did in their old OGN casts. I remember the first time I saw them they were wearing giant MXC-ass suits with huge rainbow lapels and singing lines from Captain Jack whenever CptJack did anything.

I’ll give him Cabin Fever for the Dr. Mambo scene alone.

Stealth was my worst moviegoing experience in summer 2005 and I saw Son of the Mask opening night.

This reminds me of Wikipedia races when I was in high school.

Wasn’t it to yordle porn or something too?

I’m a Lauren/Giri hybrid - I just use the top sheet in warm weather and break out an afghan and mircrofiber blanket to layer in the cold. All three together feel as warm as a duvet, you’ve got plenty of combos for different levels of warmth, and two blankets don’t take up a fuckton of space when they’re not in use for…

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