For all the issues going on with the UFC right now, this weekend’s card looks amazing. If only Cejudo didn’t break his hand or whatever...

I’ll gladly take a redo, just this time without bringing in Linas Kleiza or Jermaine O’Neal or Shawn Marion in the process.

As a Raptors fan who loves Lowry, I wouldn’t be upset to see him go - I don’t want to see them drop max contracts on him and Ibaka and turn into the Clippers in a few years. If they can find a taker for DeRozan, I’d love to see a full-on youth movement.

If your loan’s through Fedloan Servicing like mine, you just have to go to the second tab under “payment type” to specify which specific loan you want to pay - the default’s applying it equally to all, not the highest interest rate or lowest balance or anything. I assumed the former with the first extra payment I…

+1

Cruisin’ for pool hall dick.

I would rather have Paul Wall.

In unfortunate timing, Jason Concepcion at The Ringer wrote about Roy as a NBA Playoffs Martyr yesterday: https://theringer.com/2017-nba-playoffs-martyrs-russell-westbrook-chris-paul-mike-dantoni-872443e51de4

As soon as the phrase “Dangerous Donald” started getting dropped. I had bet a decent chunk of money on her winning and saw it as the same degree of a done deal as Macron in France right now and considered it easy money, but reading that was what started the voice in the back of my head.

Plus George Lazenby is Australian.

I can't help but hear this in Stefon's voice.

¿Que?

This is a weird way of writing about the Doom 2 Super Shotgun.

I was hoping he pronounced it like Cotton Hill did.

Fargo season 3 is a love letter to cinema.

Tacos are big nachos and lasagna is barbecue.

As someone living in Chicago, the debate's generally been settled: pizza is a sandwich.

Did he secretly get the surgery Peter Dinklage wanted as Marlowe the babysitter in season 4 of Nip/Tuck this year?

Except for the needing to be frozen part, or maybe I'm just lucky. I've never had anything but a clean break.