He’s saying too big to be Dinklage, not too big for the cosplay.

nostrils are too big

for this cosplay

Pretty sure Adidas is loving the chance to get out of their sponsorship deal well before this case came up.

Dude sure seems to enjoy both the pick and roll, and the double team.

I actually believe Rose here. Hes dumb as fuck.

The guy had someone else take his SAT for him to meet the (very low) NCAA bar.

She seems nice.

Hey we’re all different! That’s the beauty of this world.

THIS. This is what she was saying! Old people gonna racist, but airline marketing menu people (who presumably aren’t octogenarians) should know better.

I get where she’s coming from. I’m generally not offended if old people call me “colored” or a “negro” because really, they aren’t going to change and most of them don’t mean anything by it so whatever.

Oklahoma was literally founded on the idea that you should be able to just take things away from Native Americans if you want it bad enough so I am not surprised.

Few classes of people in this world are as batshittedly convinced of their own influence and importance than college newspapers nerds and jesus fuck I miss that world so goddamn much I’m 32 and my DEEP AND IMPORTANT COLLEGE NEWSPAPER EXPERIENCE made me a legal editor in a hidden kingdom of batshit crazy conservative…

As a man, I have a great idea.
If women would like to be heard more in the workplace, when one woman makes a point, the other women in the room should reiterate the idea and credit the initial speaker.

I think so. I can’t imagine a situation in which we’d decide that an exclusive Xbox preview is more valuable to readers than the story of Microsoft sending out an Xbox prototype to a random customer.

Make the Idiot On The Field an NFL caliber punt returner and have him juke out all the security guards. Put Kevin Harlan on the call. I would pay so much for this.

That was fantastic.

“but they are laughing all the way to the bank.” And that’s all that matters to them really.

Trying to imagine any other manufacturer of consumer goods putting on such a self-indulgent, self-congratulatory, and self-important farce of a launch for a barely-different new model is hilarious. “Ford Focus SEL - Now with improved dampening rates because we are BOLD and COURAGEOUS and WE ARE THE FUTURE” Apple as a…

“You have to plug them in?” “That’s like a baby’s toy!”