Considering Australia has 7% of the population of the US, that’s pretty amazing.

Men’s Swimming Olympic Gold Medals since 1896:

On the flip side imagine being the New Zealand jiu jitsu guy who got robbed 3 times and had to flee the country.

If I were he, my entire family would disown me for telling this story every 45 minutes.

There’s a level on which my favorite part of this is the official press release containing the sentence “We are not screwing around, Philly.”

I’m ugly and poor but have a big dick.

You’d think Green would wait to get to Rio to go viral.

Sending out dick-picks via Snapchat is a risky move. All it takes is a little slip of the finger and you’ve accidentally sent it to an unintended target, and then that’s it, brother. I was with a group of friends last year when one of the girls got a snapchat from her brother and it was his dick. She started screaming…

I was hoping i would see this comment

My eyes are down here!!!

This is absolute gold ; ‘but I wish him well in the competition,”. Drops mic and walks away with Olivia Munn.

The triple option is the most exciting offensive strategy in football and passes are boring.

Pretty sure I’d run away if given half a chance.

I find it funny and quite naive that you would think that just because you comply you wont get shot. Its not about the possessions, its about the fact someone is willing to kill you over them and I wont let that happen. If you believe thats the best course of action, I can respect that. But know that complying doesnt…

yeah, I think you came away with the wrong lesson there.

Personally I would say the lesson is “don;t draw on armed arseholes for the sake of a phone..it will end badly for someone“

“Mr. Trump, are you playing Pokemon Go?”

“Guys, GUYS, we just had to dismiss Bri’onte for violating team rules, so let’s go over them again.

Baylor being filled with scum doesn’t change the fact that Urban is scum himself. He’s doing the right thing only because he has no other options.

If he had been good enough to start, Urban will look the other way even if he kills someone.