Tobias Fuenke is performing again?

I was lucky to be in college when Halo 1 came out. We just had to dial the other dorm room numbers and tell them to get on. You could easily see every other Xbox on the network so it made it hella easy to connect.

Dr. Guan Zhu in Texas got to stare down death itself in the form of a wayward concrete truck. This may be the most harrowing video we saw this year.

Getting Driving Lessons The Hard Way

Actually, the city of Aurora does NOT allow carry (at least at the time) and so any law abiding citizen would not have had a firearm on them in the theater.

Totally agree with everything you say. I would prefer to carry in a holster but due to work I can't, so I use a man purse. But I wouldn't let it sit in the shopping cart right next to my kid. I'd keep it on my back, where I can access it quicker in case I need to, let alone the safety issue leaving it off your body.

Precisely. There are so many people afraid of guns and responsibility in the comments it is frightening. Someone above you said as a single female they would feel safer with an "imaginary burglar" than they would a loaded gun? WTF?

Since everyone makes mistakes, EVERY SINGLE person in the world is responsible?

People should have learned what a Ziggurat was by world history in high school. Then again this game might have come out before you got to that class lol

"penetrated her until he was hard again"

Hilarious

Best. GIF. Ever.

Best list of Christian themed fantasy team names, EVER.

Everyone keeps saying, "I want to do this for my future son." Uhh, because your future daughters can't game? I got a 2 year old girl and she's either gonna love or hate video games because of me!

I have been using Bose Companion 5 speakers for about 7+ years now and the other day they quit working with the PC. The stereo input jack works, but for some reason not the desktop via USB. I need to unplug it and see if it works anywhere else. If it's only gonna work via stereo, maybe I need to get this unit for my…

Ahh, OK, I just skimmed it to be honest. So in other words, he could just jizz in his hand an be like "here ya go chief."

Artificial insemination? And what kind of capturing device could contain such an explosion?

haha I was wondering if anyone posted a Lil Jon reference and you did not disappoint. OKAY!

entrusted?

That was hilarious, reminds me of Satan from South Park.