Have sympathy, Dwyane - they're just trying to take their talons to South Beach.

"Or, maybe he wears a condom too often"

A free ticket is still over priced for this world series

Oakland: STAB-STAB-STAB-STAB-EYE-GOUGE-STAB-EAR-PULL-OFF-STAB-SPLENECTOMY-WITH-BROKEN-BOTTLE-STAB.

I typed in Shawn Kemp and Antonio Cromartie and the computer exploded.

As a Pats fan this play alone makes up for about 36% of my pain from 2007.

Saturday, Hodskins made a verbal commitment to play for Florida.

Given that this is a Steelers fan, what makes you assume it's a man?

Both of these issues could be remedied by the use of Sheepskins.

♫ I’ve been dreading all day for Sunday Night,

Worst misconception?

(Country name here) always makes cars and trucks that are (generalization here)

At this point, all countries and all brands have good and bad product covering all the bases. Some american cars have excellent fit and finish and can handle quite well. Some are still relics of the past with bad panel…

Super Bowl, easy.

so on average the two of them blew exactly the legal limit.

"Calm down, Hawk," Stone continued. "I just received this open letter from Dan Snyder. He really thinks the Redskins should keep their name."

With a distant, half-dazed look in his overwide eyes, Hawk turned to his long-suffering companion Steve Stone and suddenly sprang out of his seat.

Basketball is coming.

Jersey wearers. Stop.

I know there are injury concerns surrounding this team, but with guys like Irving and Bynum, I think the Cavaliers have a pretty good chance of setting Cleveland on fire this year. And if they do, hopefully they'll be able to keep it from spreading to the river this time.

Meanwhile, Joe Namath's face is on every Lego. He passed out in his grandkids' playroom again.