I hear ya. That coat is hideous.

I know. How were we supposed to know that was a question without proper punctuation?

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God I hope a 300lb hairy Dodger fan streaks across that field tonight.

My comments were directed at food and the Browns. Mea culpa.

Goddammit Ohio, why do you fail so much?

Potatoes? I'm bananas!

Browns fans call that a win-win.

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Dammit that was supposed to capture Lil John in the bottom left corner. I suck at Deadspin.

Six kids with a 7th on the way. What's the over/under on when her uterus falls out?

Gates went to Kent State University. The correct answer is meatloaf.

How you doin'?

I'll get on the liberal PC bandwagon early here and take a page out of Michelle Obama's playbook. Since sports teams are sources of so many idols to children, change all names and logos to reflect a healthy fruit or vegetable.

God I wish I could dance.

How much denial are you in when you call yourself the Browns?

Please, continue...

The fact that he still goes by that douchebag nickname at 70+ yrs of age is all you need to know about the guy.

How about The Reds?