I wanted the cubs to lose so bad, just so I could see all cub fandom turn on Joe Maddon. All season long, they lionized him like he was some guru baseball genius and to see them run him out of town after one dumb game would had been the perfect crystallization of what it means to be a cubs fan,......alas. Now I have…

I think i see Ron Santo’s amputated legs in there. I assume the rest of him went straight to hell.

The fuck you talking about? Juan Uribe was an outstanding defensive shortstop. The proper knock on him was that he couldnt hit for shit and also may have tried to murder a couple people. Also cannot talk about the ‘05 Sox without talking about Joe Crede, he was the best thing on that team.

Kyle Schwarber has no business playing in the national league. The ghost of Ron Santo’s legless torso, propped up on a skateboard, would be a more efficient outfielder than Schwarber.

Middle Manager here as well. It is the worst fucking job. You don’t actually do any real work, you just review shit that other people do for mistakes and sign your name on it. So if nobody makes a mistake, I’ve literally spent my entire day doing absolutely nothing of value.

Lengua is the shit. Tripe is closer to literal shit. Bad tripe will literally be shit. I know it’s cool and hip to like tripe, but it really just doesn’t taste very good.

i gave my wife the financial ok to throw a bday party for our 4yr old son. $900 later, the party is on. I think this is crazy. Money well spent or money wasted?