The article is about racist blacks - something that doesn’t fit the narrative on Gizmoto... I’m surprised it was mentioned at all.

Cop: Now I’m gonna let you off with a warning here since it’s your first time.

It’s too bad German car companies can’t collude on making a reliable electrical system, or fuel pump relay, or O2 sensor, or....

The gentleman in the first paragraph had 4k in hand the he used as a down payment instead of...Just buying a fucking car.

Great analysis! I think you’ve got it pretty well summed up. My guess is that they are eyeing option 1 carefully. Though option 3 is also in the mix.

Mercedes bought the 25 year import ban.

Warfare has it’s costs.

Can she go on tour and get left places? Each time to awake to a news crew and holding a Bud Lighr.

I live in Ohio whilst making this proclamation... certainly adding untold weight.

Actually, doing an irresposible thing in a car is how I BECAME a MOM!

I can assure you I drive the piss out of my ‘03 CR-V. It has led a thrilling life!

While neither reference is exactly new, it must be pointed-out that not even Pastor Maldonado managed to hit a jet dryer and set a track on fire. That’s a hell of an achievement to unlock...

Someone cross-post this to Jezebel where they seem to believe that women never, ever, ever do this.

And the inverted gearbox, with 4 reverse speeds and one forward, in case you’re attacked from the back?

Well we don’t really send people there, but that place exists, and it’s called Gary, Indiana.

What’s this “park” that you speak of? You put it in neutral to save wear on you left leg.

Will they have to refer to their new show as “the LEAST watched program in the world” or has the BBC already trademarked that for new-new Top Gear?

Was expecting Arizona State... :-/

Corvettes are really moving downmarket these days. This sort of thing used to just be Mustang territory. Sad!

He was having arrabbiata that night.