It’s all fun and games until you get a flat with a load of mulch in the bed.

Meanwhile, Honda trucks* continue to outsell the Ford F150!

“Out Of A Job Yet? Keep Buying Foreign!” bumper stickers

And if you thought Domino’s in the US was bad, Mexican Domino’s is that much worse.

You could have stopped at “The Ford 6.0 Powerstroke Diesel”

As a Trailblazer owner (yes, it’s true), I took one look at that lead photo and thought “Man, I really hope that Bravada is 2wd”. Bye-bye transfer case if it isn’t!

You seem like the kind of person who’s unknowingly ingested gallons of bodily effluvia & floor sweepings over the years.

I took the man’s Ohio driver’s license...

Sandra Long was being trolled by Jared

Upon my return to her table, she meekly asks me, “Can I have a glass of ice, please?” Wow, my first please from her. ...Wow, a thank you, too....she finally figured out not to screw with restaurant servers. The best part, they left a huge tip too, well in excess of 25%.

Renae Plant impresses me as the Dolores Umbridge of pre-school headmasters.

And 1/2 the inspection bits are glorified taxes. $40 to make sure my OBD2 light isn’t on? Thanks. We just made everyone a lot safer.

“Virginia, all of it.”

European Union is a myth. It is Germany´s attempt to rule European continent again without going to war this time.
Differences between countries is huge and they will never get align on major topics. But a lot of bureaucrats are getting a lot of our tax money out of this whole EU thing.

More or less this:

Think how terrible our own state run Department of Motor Vehicles is....now imagine if it was run by the federal government.

Pretty sure he said SUV, not CUV.

I wouldn’t put a suicide knob on a car, but they are great for tractors. You get good control and don’t have to set down your beer.

Michigan roads?