Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

He kind of did if you read the last paragraph in full, the parts were only $675. He did it in 5 hours so he factored $215/hr of shop time (reasonable number). Even if it was only the parts cost, they are rarely only 10% of the repair cost unless it's a huge engine and transmission removal job.

“Despite having no experience working on BMWs”

If you constantly worry about having to “dumb down” your writing, you’re a bad writer.

One thing I discovered years ago that has only been reinforced repeatedly is that little kids like talking to me partly because I use the exact same language with them as I do with adults. I don’t change my tone and I don’t simplify my word choices. They might have to ask me what a word means, but, you know, they…

I get the idea of calling folks on being pretentious, however dumbing down your language skills so you don’t appear to be elitist is short-minded. Yes some people get offended because I use words they don’t understand but this in English and not everything needs to be expressed solely in lyrics from a country or rap…

That's the point, you maniac. 

I’m not the one confused about how a gay man could commit a racial hate crime.

The Stars and Bars has been adopted by shitkickers from sea to shining sea as a middle finger raised to decency. I wouldn’t be surprised to see it flying from the beds of pickup trucks on US 2 and in the front yards of houses five miles from the Canadian border.

at some point maybe corporate America will realize selling $35-55k cars is difficult if there is no middle class

Fuck. “ looking good for a woman in her 70s struggling with disease.” Why not just show her corpse?

Okay...can we all just agree that from now on when a person dies they put up a photo of them in their prime?

...and come on. That first video is garbage, and the second won’t even play unless you go to youtube...

He was suspended from his job indefinitely.

Many, many, many people—including a lot who work for Johnson’s own government!—say that leaving without a deal would be an economic and social catastrophe

Apart from maybe the Regal TourX

Thanks!

Owning an RS6 outside of the warranty period? Do you also share needles?

As the proud owner of a 2019 Camry SE in Supersonic Red, I feel the need tell you to go and fuck yourself for blindly tarring every Camry owner in history with the same brush.

When all the smart people tell you you’re wrong, you’re wrong.
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“If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor. If an elephant has its foot on the tail of a mouse, and you say that you are neutral, the mouse will not appreciate your neutrality.”
― Desmond Tutu