Actually most of what you’re hearing is “fucking chill”. But hey, being mad on the internet is fun I guess.

I feel like you’re waaaay over reading this.

You could work on your movement, game sense, and aim all you want, but at the end of the day what’s the point when you can just strap on a jotunn or erentil or whatever and do the same thing?

I  believe this is what the youth call “daddy issues.” 

Holy shit dude, take a breath.

Spoken like someone who has no concept of real-life obligations limiting one’s leisure time.

I-T-S-A-G-A-M-E-B-R-O-C-H-I-L-L

And when those of us that are gainfully employed stop buying those games and you can’t get them anymore I don’t wanna hear any more of your tears.

Hell, I didn’t want to hear these tears.

so much negative energy, dude

Damn my man, you’ve got some strong feelings about something that probably wont affect you in any possible way. Lighten up.

After only two posts I know for an absolute certainty that you are a complete douche.

There’s always, always, always a tweet.

We all should just take a gamble. Is this car with 10K miles on it a few months old, or 3 years old? Exactly how many farts are stuck in these seats? Buy it to find out!

This is almost certainly the best take here. I’m a young Gen-Xer and this is the first Corvette that I’m attracted to in *years*. No, that’s not quite right. The first in *decades*.

My switch sits in the dock  99% of the time and I use a pro controller but the 1% of the time I use it undocked was enough for it to drift, and I only play it undocked maybe an hour at a time. You have an ignorant comment and you saying “I won’t see it.” is the equivalent to sticking your fingers in your ears and…

“I took the time to type this, but I won’t read the replies to the attention I so desperately crave”

So... what you’re effectively saying is: “I definitively know the answer, I can even provide a few weak anecdotes to counter the thousands of reports that have been coming in since launch, even by major tech review platforms. They’re all just bad, and I’m perfect. One of the few, really. And no, I also won’t be…

This thread is certainly bringing out the “I can’t believe someone typed that”

Swing and a miss, dude.

Your guarantee isn't worth the time it took you to write out. You should be sent to the greys, trash.