Another Skyline responsible for leaving big skid marks:

No women drivers.

You know we don’t get “paid” by the car companies, and forgive us for wanting to drive fun sports cars when we can instead of endless boring crossovers! This is still Jalopnik and not Consumer Reports.

Great post, Karen! Don’t forget, you’re also cooler than your son.

p51d007 jokes are always the funniest jokes because the person making the joke doesn’t know he’s making a joke.

Second:

It does pay...in spades. Everyone should strive for excellence, that’s not a “white” value it’s a human value. Speaking properly without give-away intonations, expressions and speech patterns which allow people to automatically discriminate against you before they even see you is important. It will certainly get you…

I do. In a fucking heartbeat!

The optics look bad because of the implied cluelessness, but the point of environmentally friendly cars that are more efficient and with less emissions isn’t to outlaw performance cars or stop making them.

Random 8 foot tall woman sighting.

Lol dude, cmon. Yes, I took out the SuperDrive, which I no longer needed, and replaced it with an ssd so I would have, get this, two hard drives. Holy shit right?

Hmm, my mistake. You didn’t need to be a gigantic asshole about it, though; I just got the two mixed up.

Do the old gimmick of having Trump look in the mirror. Baldwin plays Trump; Rosie O’Donnell plays the reflection.

You know, if only Subaru made some sort of car/pickup combo where you could stick your surly, ungrateful, bastard children out of earshot. What on earth would they call it, though?

Which is why I carefully edited out the name of the university and obviously didn’t identifying information. Can you even tell what state they’re in? Student confidentially is serious business and only under a direct court order can we release any personally identifying information. Besides losing my job, I would be…

They clearly took Torch’s picture and photoshopped out the dent