I genuinely enjoyed the latest movie version - it’d be hard to top that cast.

But what are clones, if not human “remixes”, you know?

Sarah and all of the four clones in play at the moment

DELPHINE’S DEAD. LET’S ACCEPT AND MOVE ON.

Awesome! More women in film production will mean more women in film. Hopefully they will also hire women of color as well to help increase diversity in Hollywood.

Both, dammit. Tonight the bowl holds my soup and the plate holds my grilled halloumi and I am not mixing the two.

Who are these people who throw trash on the ground? I would never throw trash on the ground. Never.

Me as well. I was in the Mara in Kenya and my guide kept stopping to pick up trash. He had filled three small trash bags in the four days we spent together.

I had the same feeling in California’s redwoods this summer. Why do people think a majestic tree the size of a 747 needs “Chad 2012" written on the side of it?

In an area I used to hike frequently with some beautiful petroglyphs, some asshole rode through on a four-wheeler and shot them up with a paintball gun. Many could not be restored. Thousands of years of history ruined by some (probably) drunk asshole. Things like this make me so deeply sad.

Good. I was in Utah this summer looking at beautiful petroglyphs, and it was so infuriating to see these amazing depictions of a great hunt from hundreds of years ago right next to “Jim+Kelly 69 4eva”. Fuck these people.

Sigh.

The answer here is obvious. She takes down the photo glorifying the defacement, pays the $5,000 fine and issues an apology. (An additional donation to the forestry would probably help grease the wheels on that, considering the 5k is pocket change for her.)

This one actually angered me. You’re not eight. Respect the wilderness; we have such little left.

Ummm...no. I have buttloads more money than I had when I got married and I really think I’d be less inclined to buy a fat diamond now. I'm hoarding my cash for retirement because I'm scared.

That rack is a godsend for community theater.

That entire industry is deluded and the average American consumer is clearly less so. For example, they’re called “chocolate diamonds” because “shit diamonds” would be too on point.

That is where you get your “engagement” ring for when you go out and don’t want guys to hit on you.

Or... They’re more likely to use that money toward down-payment on a house because they aren’t young and stupid enough to throw money away.

It really is such a specific shade. It’s like they all desperately wanted to be Jennie Garth in 90210, circa 1990.