Damn right. Give me a Roomba with a cat on it. Picks up lint and the kitty gets to glide.

THANK YOU. It's a smaller Segway folks. Calm down.

THEY DONT EVEN REALLY HOOVER! Call me when this is a reality:

Agree with airlines. Hover boards are dangerous. If you aren't falling off them, they explode on their own. They are death boards.

Is that Ray Charles!! I love him!

“If not me, who? If not now, when?”. I always thought this applied to awakening your social conscience, a kind of call to arms to the self to step up. Never realized it was about starting a diet on Jan 1.

Oprah has the money for a private chef, a trainer (hell, she could hire a fleet of trainers), her own gym, and every other weight-loss motivator possible. Has she ever wondered how much more she could accomplish in life if she stopped obsessing over perfection and accepted herself as she is?

Man does this stuff get old. The fact that one of the most powerful women in the world focuses so much mental energy on her weight- well, words fail me. I guess I just wish it wasn’t the case.

Yeah, if you can’t automate moderation, a pipe the size of Twitter simply will not be automated. And you can’t automate moderation, because people use reporting tools just like they try to use other silencing tactics.

I am not royal, rich and//or famous, and I’ve never changed a single one of my grandkids’ diapers. I already did my share of diaper duty. My grandkids are just for the fun bits, not the parenting parts.

There is so much shit I would never do again if I were in a situation in life where other people did normal life requirements for me on the regular. Changing diapers is pretty goddamn high on the list. See also: laundry, vacuuming, cleaning out the back of the fridge.

Who would be surprised by this? I doubt he ever even changed his own children’s diapers. I think Kate and William are considered down to earth because they actually do those sorts of things. I would be surprised if the Queen even changed her children’s diapers, and if so probably not more than she wanted to. Royals…

If I were royal, rich, famous, whatever, I for sure would employ full-time diaper changers. Diapers are vile.

To be fair, I don’t think that I’d want someone who fantasizes about being Camilla Bowles’ tampon changing my child’s diaper.

Consider yourself spared.

This seemed like a good enough excuse to post this. (Must get own dog to put in footie pajamas.)

The real question is...

are the pants blue or white?

Yeah, but if you’re the only person there, it’s like...can you really leave without it being weird?

people, don’t you know that every single vote counts????

Like, at what point do you get out? That’s nice and all that MO stayed and talked with the guy, but sheesh.