I wonder if all the parents who named their sons Atticus are regretting their choice now that Go Set a Watchman has been published.

Esme is the name of Granny Weatherwax and I demand you take your sinful wrongwords back.

Pictured: the Olsen twins laughing

Somewhere the Olson twins are laughing & thanking themselves for dodging this bullet.

Sorry, the lock on the cage somehow came lose. We’ll tighten the restraints this time. EVERYONE GET IN THE VAN.

I honestly can’t figure out who wants this show. I’m 41 and enjoyed the first run, I suppose. Is it for me? My kids? The hipsters out there? My 82-year old mom?

WHITE PEOPLE PLEASE COME GATHER THESE LADIES.

My knowledge of Twitter-style is that the H is to signify that Hillary tweeted that herself. No H means a staffer. For example, the President’s twitter will occasionally be signed BO to indicate Barack Obama is the author.

Yep, can’t watch. Just too much second-hand embarrassment and pain.

Marie, that wasn’t an interpreter who explained things to Miss Colombia and then removed the crown. That was Miss Universe 2014. She was also Miss Colombia which contributed to the problem. The teleprompter read Miss Colombia as the winner. Harvey was probably reading off the teleprompter and only gave the card a…

please don’t hold it against the ladies?

don’t care about any of this, but dog is cute

This would be a better kitten mitten gift

Oh, OK, so the poster above was not joking: THAT’S REALLY HIM.

Attractive?

This is the same piece of shit who was surprised when people laughed at him for asking for nude photos of an actress from the set of 3:10 to Yuma, among other horrors:

Yeah, can we attack his WRITING, as well? Because he sucks at his job, too.

“not grade-A or even B-plus material, certainly by my standards as well as those of any moderately attractive, fair-minded youngish heterosexual dude who’s feeling hormonal or what-have-you.”

Oh dear God, he actually wrote that she would never be a believable love interest? And what purpose did that serve? And why? She is gorgeous,and she and Bill Hader are the perfect couple, both.uniquely attractive and funny and smart. What the Fuck is wrong with this asshole?

there’s no way she’d be an object of heated romantic interest in the real world