Nodding along at all of this. Someone recently mentioned to me her father passed away from cancer and her mom was still smoking. Every so often she’ll say to her mom, “Really, you seriously want to be doing this to your body after what happened to Dad?” but you can’t change people.

Oh my gosh, the babies! Look at the babies! Fuzzy babies!!!

Laverne Cox, you are all the hots.

I don’t even care if guacamole is a dip or not. It’s what gets my chips. #teamguac

Spinach/artichoke dip on a chicken sandwich is the way a chicken sandwich knows it’s made it.

Oh my gosh, I love the grappling game. If I’m in the middle seat, you can fucking bet I’m gonna stake my claim on the arm rests.

Oh my gosh, that sounds like the cutest/best program ever.

Alcohol: yet another reason I love my birth control.

Is there a company that sells basics manufactured in the US in good working conditions that aren’t just made for 17-year-olds at house parties?

Right? The conversation could have easily been “I know there’s no way we can afford you now, if you’re even available between projects, but just in case you have a free day and can stop by for some shooting and we’ll pay you whatever we can because you’re amazing.”

I already had a soft spot for Vanessa Hudgens. Now I just want to give her the biggest hug.

I’m not especially religious, but I take “I’m praying for you” as less “I’m praying for a magical cure for cancer” than “I’m praying that you and your loved one will find peace somehow and you’re in my thoughts and in my heart.”

“I’m as shocked as you may be.”

I love kids and babies, but if I see someone walking a dog, I literally shout “YOU ARE THE CUTEST I LOVE YOU.” Thank god my windows are usually up.

One of the best things a mother has told me was that she didn’t get all gooey about babies. And even though she loves her own kids and is excited about how they’re growing and learning and loves talking to them, she’s not a ‘kid person’ outside of her own. It made me feel way better about not getting ‘baby fever’ like…

“Okay, so which saint is the patron saint of Oscar wins and how much of an indulgence would I need to pay to get some special divine attention?”

Seriously. I’m shocked DCF went so far in this situation, honestly, because of all their negligence in so many other recent cases.

Yeah, I get that things can be very tense between divorced couples, especially battling over child custody, but don’t bring up that shit in public. Your kid doesn’t need to see that on the morning news.

I’m pretty much going to be on board with all hot sauce all the time. Except those baby packets are a waste because you’d need at least ten of those at a time.

That pattern + that color = goooorgeous