My old coworkers and I were obsessed with this puppy. So glad to see him still being the cutest!

This is the greatest thing anyone has ever shared. ALL THE STARS, DAMNIT.

My cousin is a jewelry designer who designed my engagement ring and wedding band. Her biggest advice—take off your ring when you’re doing shit like this. Fishing? Leave your ring on a stand at home. Cleaning your bathroom? Put it on a ring stand. Gardening? Take it off and put it on a stand. There’s no reason you have…

And at least Girl Meets World is legitimately targeted toward kids. This seems like it’s supposed to be targeted to the old Full House audience. I loved FH back in the day, but by the time I was 12, I realized how awful it was.

Not that I’m being asked to host any kind of pageant/award event, but this is my big fear of announcing a winner.

I’m laughing so hard at this I’m tearing up. This is the version I’ll be singing from now on.

I came to the same conclusion after seeing the poster for Tremors. At the movie theater.

It’s true! Baby animals are delicate and don’t always make it. A friend tried to care for a stray cat who’d had kittens, and none of the kittens made it. Super depressing but, like you said, it happens.

Honestly, my big problem with AA now is that their clothing is entirely designed for people between 15-25. At H&M, they have some weird trendy stuff and short-ass skater dresses, but you can also find more basic sweaters, dresses, etc. If AA started designing clothes for people who didn’t want to look like a hipster…

I wish I didn’t relate to this post so much. I’ve never felt what friends describe as baby fever (the biological urge to have a baby). But droid fever? Now that I’ve got. BB-8, I love you!

UUGGHH. Was it at at least by accident? It’s still frustrating when that happens, but at least the person is less of a giant douchebag and more of a giant idiot.

As a kid in the 90s, I totally felt that. I loved that Ariel wanted to study and explore other places, and that Belle was a smart bookworm who didn’t put up with bullshit. There’s still a lot to raise an eyebrow at in the movies (seriously, how tiny are those waists?), but their heroines at least feel like engaged,…

I remember hearing that it’s because toy companies realized they could make more money with gendered toys. Parents couldn’t just pass on their older girl’s toy to their younger son—heaven forbid a boy play with a ‘girl’ toy!

Is it just me, or do the voices sound like people trying to do impressions of the Full House cast?

I’m So Full, I Couldn’t Eat Another Bite House

Same. I’ve never in my life had a tan. If it’s a choice between horrific burns and SPF 5000, I’ll take the sunscreen, thanks.

I’d watch the fuck out of a historical Hogwarts movie.

Wait...if I run faster I can get to the finish line in less time?! *tears up training program*

Oh, I’m sure. There are a lot of people who don’t drink, either by choice or for health reasons. But Trump doesn’t strike me as a guy who chooses to pass on alcohol.

Mic dropped, chubby mermaids.