The bowl of donuts makes me think “Wait, why would you ever serve donuts like that, that is stupid as fuck,” and then “BUT I WANT THE DONUTS.”

“...I want my loved ones to do whatever’s best for them.”

Right? That is some Disney princess hair right there. Let it flow, girl.

Wine >>>>>>>>> Bug juice, whatever the hell that is.

You and I could have started an awesome Reading and Nail Painting Summer Camp.

People talk about how awesome camp was all the time, and I’m so glad I didn’t go. Indoors for life.

I’m so sorry. That’s one of the most painful things anyone could say, especially a mother. Sending you a lot of love, because you so so deserve it.

Seriously. I try to keep in mind that truther are probably people who feel very scared and confused about things like this, and for some reason the idea of a vast conspiracy feels better to them. But fuck assholes who come out to upset a community dealing with this intense level of loss and celebrating a heroic person…

True. Unless you want to spend the party hanging out on your dock, staring into the distance and thinking about how you will never achieve what you want while your guests get wasted.

Gatsby’s parties do some pretty epic though. They definitely didn’t work out for him, but being a random guest partying it up wouldn’t have been the worst thing ever.

FOR REAL. Reasonable amount of concern about life events and managing expectations? Good. Stressing about things that you can’t even explain why you’re stressing about them? Not so good. (Recently husband literally had to convince me to go over to my best friend and her family, whom I’ve known since I was little and…

That’s the cutest picture that’s ever been taken of anyone in politics.

SERIOUSLY. A woman in another department at my office was nine months pregnant, major belly at that point, and I would not talk about it until she mentioned something like maternity leave. Not worth any potential embarrassment even when it was totally obvious she was pregnant.

“We should have a conversation about where we’re headed because I’m worried we want different things.”

Agreed. Not to mention the legal status afforded to married couples regarding health care, etc.

I look at it more as Jewish women are awesome and talented, and gave us the best Halloween movie of all time.

SAME. Respect, Kardashians.

I’m so sorry about your dog; having to make that decision about a pet is the worst, even if they’re suffering.

In my head, her husband also had some tragic relationship. They both ended up settling with each other, had a perfectly nice life together, but always kind of knew they were never the love of each other’s life.

If the gender stuff in The Quiet Man is a deal-breaker, I’d recommend The Long Grey Line. She still plays a lively, tenacious Irish woman, but her character’s relationship with Tyrone Power (super swoony) is less fraught with gender politics.