“I miss you, chunky cowboy man. I miss you” needs to be a country song.

100% this. There are mom things and there are private things, and never the twain shall meet.

Mice are giant assholes. I didn’t know they chewed through plastic until recently.

UGH, those are the worst! Here’s hoping you can hide in a hotel room/bathroom stall/random hallway no one goes down for at least a little while.

3/10. I’m so old.

Talking to humans.

Am I the only one who wonders if this is real at all? It feels so orchestrated to get views.

Yeah, I don’t need to go all photojournalism on anything that oozes out of me.

Right? She could run it in under 6 hours and be pretty okay on one tampon.

I dunno, that looks right to me.

Also, with that logic, I guess we should just stop all government-ing altogether?

I’m so sorry to hear that. It looks like Princess Trudy had a wonderful life; thank you for sharing pictures with us. (((hugs)))

“Still way less than it costs to have a kid” would have been my answer.

Yeah, I’d way rather be the one in charge of what I waste money on/what stuff piles up in my house.

I’m imagining a Marty Feldman from Young Frankenstein here.

Agreed. As awful as it is to lose someone like that, there’s great solace and joy in recognizing that their work goes on and keeps connecting with people.

Every time I see a quote from/interview with her, somehow she gets even more self-absorbed.

Your team looks fucking awesome, and this post is legit inspiring.

Pet pictures are the exception. Sometimes I have to hold back from instantly liking people’s dog or cat pictures so I don’t seem like a creepy weirdo who hangs out on the internet all day, looking for cute pets. Seem being the key word.

SAME. First push and I’d be on the ground crying.