I like Cetaphil products, since they’re pretty basic (no weird fragrances and you can buy them at the pharmacy) but do their job well and tend to be recommended by dermatologists. I wear their daily moisturizer with SPF pretty much everyday.

Oh my gosh, poor puppies! I’m glad they made it home, but what a scary experience.

That’s awful! I’m so sorry.

Those assholes! I’m so sorry that happened.

This kind of thing happened to my mom when she was young. Some guy tried to steal their dog once, but my grandfather was able to stop him. But he came back another time, took the dog, and they never found her. I think my mom was like 10 or 11 at the time, but she still gets kind of upset when she tells the story.

That’s the thing! It was technically a dress, but it was meant to look like two different pieces. Because you couldn’t buy a denim vest and a skirt separately?

The only thing I remember buying from Limited Too was this denim vest with attached skirt. I don’t even know why my mom and I were in there (usually I did clothing shopping at like JC Penney) or why she bought it for me, but man, I wore it all the time.

Oh my lord, that might have killed me.

Professional dancers are the exception to the ‘no choreographed dances’ rule. If this is what you do for a living, I expect you to bring it. Normal humans? Just sway or whatever, and keep it short.

Frankly, I’m always a little annoyed when the whole fucking wedding party has to parade in. Just get the bride and groom in there already so we can eat/drink/dance!

Seriously! When I was little, my older cousins loved getting me to repeat swears. I didn’t know what any of them really meant. I’m guessing Edward and Wallace said, “Oh, try this, it’s fun” and she had no idea what political/social reality she was reflecting.

If I remember correctly, there’s also the suggestion that Mayella has been sexually abused by her father.

YAY!!! That’s so fantastic!!! I know when you’re in the middle of frustration like that, it can be impossible to believe things will actually work out. But it sounds like it totally did and I’m so psyched for you guys. Here’s to many years in a wonderful home!

She’s interning on a television show. Having worked in television production, my guess is that she’s burning DVDs or learning AVID or helping the marketing team, not advising on ass eating. And basically I’m comparing them to the Bush girls, who were more likely to go to wild parties than go to the theater with their…

True. Unless you’re in the military and have to say “sir, yes, sir” or do push ups, call someone by their name.

I’d have wanted to reply, “No, you just look like you graduated middle school.”

Seriously! If I’m on the street and some guy above 20 drops something, I’m going to call out “Sir!” because what the fuck else am I supposed to say? It’s a generic term for an adult male.

I’d love an ABC Family-ish show loosely based on the Obama family. I love how close they seem, and the girls just seem so smart and adorable and grounded.

I know it sucks to feel like your work is overlooked, but dude should understand that these awards aren’t about what’s actually worthwhile on television. You have to pay for each nomination you want to put forth, and also pay to make screeners that the Academy might watch. And then all the Academy members vote for…