This is so amazing. I want it as a print more than anything, I WANT IT I WANT IT *tantrum*

Most Brits go home within hours. Free local care means they can settle in. We also medicalise birth far less than the US so women are more often fit to go home.

Yeah I bet she’s having it SO TOUGH up there in her mansion with all my tax monies paying for nannies and security and fancy foods while kids in England still die in poverty.

I just ordered pizza. Little whoop of joy when I found something truly awful to browse while I chill out with takeaway.

Hurk.

and yet a lot of UK sex workers actively fight Object’s proposals, because the Swedish method has led to the deaths of sex workers.

YES. THIS.

Being atheist lets you have the BEST traditions. Ours is Easter shoe money - when we were little my Grandma sent my Mum some cash so we could get our feet measured and have good quality new shoes for spring. Now my Mum sends it to us. We’re childless adults WITH NEW SHOES.

THIS IS AMAZING.

BUT THEIR CHEEKBONES THO

Umbrellas are a conspiracy by short people to blind, and therefore out-breed, the tall. Also I'm from Yorkshire where there's a significant chance that holding a brolly will get you blown away, landing somewhere in the former USSR.

Umbrellas are a conspiracy by short people to blind, and therefore out-breed, the tall. Also I'm from Yorkshire…

Know what would have been a decent apology?
Firing the author
Paying a black writer well for a thoughtful editorial
Shoveling any ad money they got through click-throughs to charities supporting education for children of colour.
Anything else? White man tears.

This is something I really battle with. Ideally I'd like to save up and have kids on my own - I'm 29 and single, and my last relationship was another dramatic mess of a commitment-phone wanting all the snuggles and none of the security. I'd rather have kids knowing that I had prepared to do it alone, than relying on…

True. Or Sarah Palin/any of the Kardashians/the Tea Party.

I went to college with a girl who had a problem with fainting. It started out as pretty genuine but we quickly realised that she was making it happened always fainting before classes she didn't want attend, or in front of boys she liked. This led to two beautiful moments - one where she fainted in the corridor and our…

'We should do anal so we could fuck bareback.'
'You should put your clothes on so you don't get kicked out the house naked.'

I mean, I could then do all my window shopping in one place, I guess?

I can't actually view the video, but the Simon Pegg trailer was pretty good :/

I once stayed in a hotel room with a walk in shower including TWO huge shower heads, and my lover did not want to get busy. I have rarely been more disappointed. It was like the Sex Santa had put me on the naughty list, AND run out of coal.

but Amazon are SO EVIL.