don't take my fake cheese from me! I'm lactose intolerant - I can make do mostly with goat's cheese, and very hard cheese, but sometimes I want melty stretchy not-making-me-sick cheese.

AGREED. I really missed the fire of Ceremonials in this - it's nice, but it's sleepy and Florence has so much about her. I love that she can bring huge emotion to stage without losing any of her witchy allure. Bah.

Guys, GUYS, can we talk about Bitch Planet? It is the first thing that has made me want to shout and rave about stuff in WHOLE WEEKS, and there's going to be an article by LINDY WEST yeah the actual Lindy in the back of one.

I work in cosmetics and fucksake this attitude is annoying. My staff get sent back to the drawing board if they refer to anything as 'no chemicals'. Water, air, they're all chemicals and chemical compounds.

Oh yeah, Jay is FOR SURE hiding something. He's such a strange witness, and his motives are so unreadable.

Not only that, but the potential for a juror getting hold of Serial during the trial 'out of interest' is pretty massive. I agree, it would be a very difficult selection process and the judge would have to be really emphatic about juror responsibility.

If Jezebel doesn't call him Krob forever, it is an injustice.

Me and my we-made-a-feminist-festival friends went to see the last Riddick film, and my darling darling friend asked for three tickets to Vin Diesel. If only.

Ugh, this is a thing of total beauty. I am a routine obsessive - I absolutely cannot ever ever arrange to be somewhere without at least, at the very least, an hour to get ready because The Routine cannot be undone.

WHY did I google this. Full disclosure, I work for Lush so I get a LOT of questions about preservatives, paragons, natural alternatives, etc. BUT WHATEVER YOUR DEAL DON'T PUT FUCKING SUGAR ON YOUR EYES. It's like these kids never had conjunctivitis.

I got a REALLY snotty international student doing a survey at the Lush I was managing once. She had a survey and couldn't believe it when I asked her to come back at a convenient time, rather that the middle of a Friday afternoon. Her last question was 'do you employ any graduates?' - I think her world crumbled when I…

Grow lavender/a blue local flower that attracts bees and pollinating insects! It helps add to local biodiversity and support the pollination of all the other cool stuff you're gonna grow. I think my advice is mostly useless because I'm British and we mostly grow Shit That's Hardy. I'm in London now though and my…

I can't find the original link but I swear this is easy and good and yeast-free: http://pizza-recipes.wonderhowto.com/how-to/make-ja… it's SO easy.

The author Patrick Ness once said Robyn's 'Call Your Girlfriend' was only not creepy if it was sung by a guy, and it took me AGES to understand, because I automatically switched the pronouns in my head. I hate it that they do that; stupid brain.

Yuh basically all our churches are coffee shops, gin palaces or niche homeware shops now. You can't find god, but you CAN get a handmade tweed iPad cover and a very good espresso.

This is every girl who quietly dropped out of my lit & creative writing degree before graduation. Someone needs to find out where they're getting this 'bewilder, don't tell' mantra. It must be stopped.

While I'm laughing, I'm also crying out that we have Idris Elba, Damian Lewis and Daniel Craig. Three Brits you'd NEVER accuse of looking alike.

Your BROWS tho.

Oh god I think one of my ovaries just punched me in the heart.

I....I think I love her.