so were these

All of the Cocaine explains the 70s quite well.

Not from what I’ve seen. It’s clear they hate money.

Also, it was the late 70s and any flash in the pan that caught even a ripple of fame was given their own prime time variety special sponsored by All of the Cocaine. These things were a dime a dozen back then. 

Okay but is there still really no official Beebo merch? 

This is amazing.  I had no idea this was happening so I’ll consider this an early Christmas gift.  Now the CW just needs to sell a real life Beebo doll and I will be happy.

I’m working on a crossover called Beebo Can F*** Himself

Very, very true. Can’t put it more succinctly than that.

but May made sure to dig his hole a bit further

Do the observe a moment of silence for Jambi?

I’d like to note that I was a big metalhead in the ‘80s and didn’t find out Rob Halford was gay until well into the ‘90s.  Looking back, this says more about me than it does about Rob Halford’s stage persona, which, wow.

OK, School of Chocolate on Netflix was pretty wild. Some of the artistry that went into their desserts was just unbelievable. If I was in that competition though, I would never want to eat, smell or otherwise be in the same room as chocolate ever again (I used to share kitchen space with a small chocolatier and it’s…

The dude jerked off. Please go find me some pearls to clutch. Real happy that we lost one of the most unique comedic voices for about 15 years; and in exchange we got some stale dick jokes. Totally fair trade.

Yeah CW is usually pretty good at announcing in advance when shows will end, so I expect all the shows will get another year. Also, given they’ve chosen to greenlight a Beebo Christmas special of all things, I assume someone in programming enjoys what Legends is doing and would let the show run to its natural end at…

As soon as you saw the conveyor belt and heard the instructions to put a washer on each bolt, you knew exactly what was coming. Did not disappoint.

I was going to say! Mr. E. Staples is a sexist-egotistical-lying-hypocritical-bigot!

Ava getting stuck in an I Love Lucy situation was pretty great. I thought this episode was really solid all around, it handled the issues deftly. 

What, no observation on how a big chunk of the story was practically lifted from 9 to 5? 

There were those rumours Sting killed a guy who lived in his building, but I think they were put to rest.

She’s been cagey about it since the 70s but I think most clues point to it being Warren Beatty.