I won’t believe it until I see the body.

Randi had to die to prove everyone must die. Fortunately the footage of him unmasking faith healers as frauds will live on forever.

He can be duped over and over and over by any intelligence.

Totally no way this guy could be duped over and over and over by Russian Intelligence.

I keep getting this “Stand by Me” with Zombies vibe. Naïve kids off on a great adventure except, instead of going off to find a dead body, they are trying to keep the dead bodies from finding them.

He was asked a question that was posed with the goal of getting him to say something people could be demonstratively offended by and he provided said answer.

Sure, but anyone asking him a question like this and expecting any other kind of answer is kind of an idiot.

Where is it written that everyone needs to feel bad when someone dies? If he did not know him or like him for whatever reason, why should people care. It is not like he just said this out of nowhere, someone asked him and he gave an honest answer.

“How do we know Crosby felt sorta ‘Meh’ about Van Halen’s death?”

Unpopular opinion: I agree with David Crosby. Eddie is a very overrated guitarist who mostly took techniques developed by better guitarists* and applied it to Rock and Roll. His work generally bores me. Was he innovative? A little bit, but not as much as some of his contemporaries.

To be fair, who does?

Maybe I’m old, but I don’t get the Twitter’s obsession with asking a stranger a question for which you’ve already decided that there is only one acceptable answer. 

If you’re going to ask David Crosby a question on Twitter you should really be prepared to not like the answer.

Also if he though EVH was Meh, he’s really not going to give half a fuck about Dee Snider and Tracii Guns opinions.

If Tracii Guns and Alex Skolnick are multi-millionaires in the year of our lord 2020, I need to reach out to them for investment advice.

So many dumb things, 1) asking David Crosby about EVH’s death...like, who cares what David Crosby thinks about that... 2) the odd answer (again, to a question he clearly didn’t even care about) 3) other wildy-offended multi-millionaires immediately lashing out inane screeds upon him for not paying the respect they…

Bowling? Nuh-uh. It’s darts. A sport where you can actually compete in a tournament with a beer in one hand.

Seriously I’ve just finished Killjoys and I was thinking “is that the same one or not...”

Annie killed Lieutenant Randy Disher!

I haven’t cared about the Simpsons in 25 years. It’s the principle. I don’t stand for this shit even on a shitty dated cartoon. It’s a poison on the industry.

This was honestly the thread that broke me. Times have changed. Where tf is Dikachu??