Too bad this won’t make the show:

Wynonna Earp

She waded in the shallows of Reddit.

The moose hole might still be there.

When she fell off the cliff, I said, “Dinner’s ready!”

Oh, the Pit Bull thing. I was 7 when this came out and had Pitties (still have Pitties). No one knew what they were. They were just a dog. All of the neighborhood kids came over and played with them. Then one day, no one was allowed over my house to play with the dogs. Pit Bulls hit the news. Then, eventually, the…

I was a little kid at the time and I remember the controversy when it came out that there were dance doubles.

There’s a small theater in the next town over from me (rural NY). They’ve been open for several decades. The thing keeping them thriving is that the nearest big theaters are over 50 miles away.

It was a moose.

I hope he’s got a tax stamp for that rifle. Please let him get busted for an illegal rifle because of a stupid twitter video.

Myrtle doesn’t need to hold her breath under water.

Now he has to take a gun safety course? Sorry, but everyone on a movie set with guns, real or replicas, should have mandatory gun safety training that they renew every year or two. Kinda like some security guards are required to have First Aid and CPR certifications when working certain posts, like schools.

She wasn’t completely frozen. She was still pliable. Even meat doesn’t last too long in the fridge. It still goes bad.

That’s exactly why the republicans let him run on their ticket. If he did run as an Independant, we’d most likely be in Hillary’s second term right now.

I drove my friend’s fiancee’s ice cream truck a few times when he was sick. Yup. We did that shit. Drove a little extra when the kids came running.

Eddie and The Cruisers.

The thing about the sex tape is that it wasn’t illegal to have sex with 16 year old girls in Georgia, but filming it was.

Does it end with Danny having his head bashed in with a baseball bat?

Along with the Valley Girl Vocal Fry she foisted upon us that is still going strong today.

Or Wah-Wah pedal intervention for Kirk.