Alice is fucking awesome. She reminds me so much of Callisto on Xena.

Nah. It’s going to be greeted with a certain degree of, “Awe.”Followed by a brief funeral service.

They could’ve played Running Free and Long Distance Runner.

It blew me away when I heard from my boss’s daughter that Harry Potter books were banned in her school district several years ago. This is not a private or xtian school district. This is a NY public school district on Long Island. Not the fucking deep south.

They Get Nervous because he’s All Fired Up, telling them, “You Better Run!”

With a belly button tattoo and a tramp stamp.

Day of the Dead actually looks fun. I’m downloading a torrent right now.

Colin Robinson wasn’t just rubbing his butt on everything, he was farting on everything because he could and regular vampires couldn’t.

I’m guessing you’ve never heard of cable/internet/landline bundles.

She was only held up once? A friend of mine has been working at convenience stores for 30 years and gets held up all of the time. Sometimes, nightly. It’s old hat to her. One night, she got held up twice.

That movie is so fucking good.

Ask Roseanne Barr how her career’s been going these past few years.

No one’s pulled Eddie Murphy’s Raw. That show was rife with homophobic jokes. Is it because he’s now the poster child for family movies and Dave is just a shit stirrer?

“20 something” means someone in their 20's. Sabrina would be well within that range on Riverdale.

That one surprised the shit outta me.

What about ancient Romans and Greeks being played by British people?

The switch should be a second button. You might want to switch between wet and dry mid solo without having to stop, bend over, and flip a switch.

I’d just love to see something with Deborah Ann Woll again. She really caught me as Jessica the Baby Vamp and was so happy to see her in Dardevil.

It’s lonely.

AMC+ started it last week, but yes, it starts tonight.