Or fox news will say all those people were paid protesters.

I don’t. I’d rather watch him suffer.

Just testing to see if I’m still in pending status.

She's the child trump wanted to have aborted.

You have one of those, too? I'm so excited I'm not the only one. My closest friend of 25 years dropped the vaccine nugget on me a couple of weeks ago. She didn't tell me outright about it because, "You don't know who's listening over the phone," and insisted she can only talk about it in person. But from the round…

Oh, the gun thing… The thing that pops up every time a Democrat is in the WH. A couple of years ago, a friend of mine told me she and her husband were stockpiling ammo because they were told by the gun shop owner that Obama was trying to pass a bill that would require a chemical to be added to gun powder that would…

I need to find the pics of my sister and I doing lewd things to the confederate statues at Gettysburg.

Does the water fountain have a sign that says, 'Whites Only'?

I was confused by that and the Bronx. Apparantly, there's a plaque of Robert E. Lee in front of a church in Brooklyn and confederate busts at the Bronx Community College.

It's gonna be hard distinguishing Nazis from retail store clerks.

They experimented with that with Aljaeera America but that didn't work out too well. I don't watch any news channels (the only exposure I get is that my mother watches fox nearly 24/7) but I tuned in a few times to see what it was all about. It was refreshing. No yelling or insults. Just news. They ran specials that…

It's not "if you say so." He's right. I live a quarter to half a mile from the LIE and am surrounded by main roads. I can hear that shit loud and clear in my house with the a/c running. I can hear the hardleys and the rice burners, especially when you get a pack of them flying down the road at 3 am.

A drug dealer used to live across the street from me and he had a rice burner. Sure, they're relatively quiet, but the fucknut would decide to go outside, sit in a lawn chair next to the bike and rev the fuck out of it and redline it for hours on end. That promptly ended after I went over there and flipped his ass out…

I live on Long Island, less than 2 miles from Farmingville (a mecca for undocumented Mexicans). A friend of mine was a contractor and he only hired Mexicans because they worked harder than any of the white guys he had. He paid them full wages because 4 Mexicans did the work of nearly a dozen white guys in half the…

I mean, hell, my friend's 9 year old son fell in gym class and hit his head on the floor. The nurse gave him an ice pack and never called his mother. Turned out, he had a hairline fracture in his skull. And that was just from the hardwood floors.

Several years ago, there was a rally protesting helmet laws in upstate NY. A guy fell off his bike while going less than 10 mph and died. He would have gotten back up on the bike if he was wearing a helmet.

So, will everyone who drinks anything with a straw sound like they're sucking on the bottom of the cup even though it's full?

Would you like a Blue Waffle?

Red Rocket! Red Rocket!

How much real chocolate or cocoa do you think is in an ice cream sandwich? Just looking at the Good Humor bar ingredients, it's pretty far down the list.