Yet, he still hasn't washed it. Speaking of Nick cutting his hair, I'm sure there's a pair of scissors somewhere in a prepper commune he could have used instead of hacking away with a dull knife.

Fun story: About 20 years ago, I got a '71 VW Ghia Cabriolet. I brought it over to my grandmother's house for her to see. She's looking inside the car and starts laughing. I ask her what's so funny. She says, "How the hell are you supposed to get laid in that?"

I don't know if we can fit it all into the back of a Volkswagon.

Or you could just steal sections from newly built developments. You'll have a new fence in no time.

I thought that was incest.

And they're the same people who, at any given time, no matter what topic, must mention that they are a veteran who served X amount of years for whichever branch.

And I thought it was just relegated to the finest trailer parks in the deep south.

I say send him through a juicer.

They'd still have donald's DNA in them.

And the fucked up part is that those same people say they don't believe what the government tells them. Well, at least when there's a Democrat in office.

The slow burning kind so you can stand outside and prod them back in with a stick.

When a friend of mine got breast implants, I asked, "What's going to happen a few hundred years from now when archaeologists dig you up only to find a skeleton and two huge silicone filled sacks?"

Blue balls for eternity.

He just dips them in scotch. That'll take the grease off anything.

I went to Chuck E. Cheese's once, back in the 80's, and all they had were "The Beagles."

Fox still peddles the, "You didn't build that," video from Obama's speech with the blaring Project Veritas style hack job editing.

Fuck you to hell for that mental image.

The English accents. After watching so many "period" movies and tv shows, I'm convinced the ancient Romans, Greeks, and Egyptians all spoke with English accents.

I wonder if he was arrested by Women in Uniform.

Hopefully, he got to stay long enough to see Eddie.