Pretty little fancy man. I miss him.

“But what if there are 10 babies on the floor of the Senate?”

That is one of the most Chad-looking people I have ever seen.

Different Chad Johnson.

I disagree. Babs still looks photogenic whereas Adam Driver is ... uh ... He needs the right lighting.

There is...a lot going on there. I’m not sure any/all of it is good. Like, OK. You can have ruffles, or a train, or cargo dress pants with laced cuffs, or a studded belt. But you can’t have all of them at the same time. Edit, girl.

Cardi B >>> Bernie Sanders for prez. We need new blood(y shoes).

Lol you mean the “lets not make it easy to kill people” brand? If that’s unsavory to you then maybe you should learn to remove human flesh from your diet.

They are terrified of him. And he doesn’t give a shit. I love it.

He has been all over the place. Just under a pile of make-up.

Just had a weird realization. I used to have an uncomfortable crush on Nicholas Hoult. Firstly, knowing he was the awkward, adorable kid in About A Boy and he turned into a super hotty. When he was on Skins, I was like “Whoa, this dude is hot, but he’s like 5 years younger than me.” Now we’re all older, I’m dating…

Methinks they’re confusing being teased with being bullied. Everyone is teased at some point or another.

This whole thing was just a humblebrag, wasn’t it?

Just did the math and Leo’s latest model friend was born the year Titanic came out.

So, I like Disney well enough, I’m looking forward to taking my kids someday.

I used to have regular sex with a man who was the lay of my life. Nobody before him treated sex, or me, the way he did. It was always a conversation between us, a kind of communication between us that comes to mind every single time a NotAllMenner tells me enthusiastic consent is some kind of passion killer, which…

So...in a past post about [romance] novels one read as a teen - This one, actually - helpful respondents narrowed down the ‘ravished by a pirate and falls in love with him’ book to “A Pirate’s Love” by Johanna Lindsey, which I didn’t think was possible because aren’t there a billion romance books about pirates?

I got entirely too excited about the big black dog one. ITS A GRIM OMG SHE SAW A GRIM!!

Bureau of Land Management. A federal agency. You may remember them from the stories about the Nevada nutcase who had the standoff with the feds during the Obama administration. He was trying to graze his cattle on BLM land without paying the usage fee.

These are fantastic—thank you. Non-supernatural ones are by far the scariest. Humans are the worst.