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Goooooooo Team Australia!!!!! 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺

Bless 🙏

Imma let you finish LA Times, but Sydney had the greatest opening ceremony of all time.

Then call me the Teacher’s Pet.

During the 2004 Olympics my friend and I were at a sports bar watching men’s gymnastics. This dude came over asking if we wanted to play pool and we declined. He was all annoyed and I’m like “Dude, you are no competition for men’s gymnastics.”

I still had one bar of 3G on the Great Barrier Reef.

Terrifyingly hot. 😍

The pics of Ben Affleck on that link 😂😂😂

He was in musical theatre, so pretty dorky.

I'm not sure, but I know what role play I'm trying tonight. ;)

Just started using the Vitamin C scrub in the last month and it is amazing.

Just started using the Vitamin C scrub in the last month and it is amazing.

Fuck this dude trying to yuck your yum.

Live animals are shipped around the country and the world all the time successfully. Keiko the orca was moved multiple times via FedEx.

Just do it. After a 24hr freak out, you’ll love it. Make sure you have your stylist walk you through how to style it, and don’t cheap out on product. Hair dryers are also your friend.

I'm 100% sure that the lack of skin on display contributed to the demise of the super suit. Long live the speedo.

Bidwell Park is nice I guess.

I'm from Redding. Not really a hard decision to GTFO that dumpster fire of a town.

I didn't know Sierra Pacific was still around. (Nor-Cal exp-pat)