Don’t get to say this often, but

I'm ok with that Christmas card because it doesn't have polar bears and penguins together. They live on opposite poles! #WeirdPetPeeves

The Cars are long overdue. Some of the best music of the late 70s / early 80s.

Oh man, I had such a good one last night. One of my in-laws, who is otherwise lovely, but a Fox News nut, shared this album of pics of GW Bush greeting troops with the caption “how come we haven’t seen this in the last seven years?” I replied with a link to google images of Presdient Obama greeting troops and “Maybe…

Just give us the damn Master and Commander sequel already!

Definitely an Aussie thing. Winning the lotto is the Great Australian Dream.

Did you ever know that you're my hero

Did he scream “We’re doing it live!”at you?

Alright showmakers, we get it. Book readers are now in the dark as well. #NoSpoilers

A-fucking-men sister.

I feel the same way. Such a douche, so so pretty.

Me too. It was like a hot sexy lightbulb turned on. 💡

As long as we get a full frontal Ewan McGregor shot, I’m ok with this.

Did Tom Hardy die and no one told me?

Crimsom Peak was creepy scary, but in the way that leaves you with a big grin on your face. And I second The Babadook recommendation.

Bulldogs love cuddles. They are the most loving dogs, despite their fearsome faces.

She’s an expert at side-eye. She hates it when I try to take her picture while she’s sleeping. Fortunately, she's too lazy to scheme.

Couch is for naps. Bed is for night time sleeping. Although to be fair, her naps last from about 9am to 10pm.

My bulldog wants to know if there’s a record for length of time sleeping on the couch? Because she would claim it.

He went to my high school. He's always been pretty, but also so so dumb.