Practice practice practice. That's the only way you'll get better. If you can afford it, I highly recommend taking classes at your local fabric shop or from Craftsy. Also, there are fantastic FB groups for sewists. You can get feedback and ask questions.

I’ve seen Facebook posts thanking God for new cars and even getting a camp site reservation. It’s just unseemly.

Beck puts on an amazing show and Midnite Vultures is the best.

Quilter here. *whispers* Liberty is overrated.

My first job was at a Popeyes in a truck stop. That was a hell of a learning experience.

I'm a big Bat Fan and was cautiously optimistic about Batfleck, but that looked like shit.

I'd watch that.

I moved to Australia. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

My boss once asked if we had “heard of a singer called Farrell”. We had a good chuckle.

Yep. I married mine. #Winning!

Agreed.

Oh don't worry. This is the Abbott Government. I'm sure they'll find some way to stuff it up.

That sounds amazing! Congrats on your book.

This is what drives me crazy. The Republicans have their heads so far up Reagan’s dead asshole, they conveniently forget his scandals. Iran Contra Affair FFS!

I went to high school with this guy. He was a pretty boy douchebag then too.

That sounds like a story you'd read on a radio station Facebook page.

Space bags are the BEST!

Jeez lady, relax. It's obviously just a mermaid.

She's turned out surprisingly well considering she was raised by Courtney Love.

Nailed it! Just finished reading Atwood’s Oryx and Crake, and at the end I fiured out it was Libertarianism taken to the nth apocalyptic degree.