Mike Cernovich is a prime example of what happens when a guy who never got laid in high school starts thinking that the problem is the rest of the world, not himself.

Fox News, keeps on, keeping on.

Well, what are my options? I don’t want to give her only milk. And she really doesn’t want plain water. I tried a few of those water flavoring drops, but they’re sickeningly sweet. I tried tea, but she hates that, too. Flavoring the water with a bit of apple cider tricks her into thinking it’s apple juice, which is…

Am I wrong on this one?

Yeah, Gaines annoys the living crap out of me but something in this timeline doesn’t make sense. If he bought them out two days before the show PREMIERED then HGTV already would have been filming under the impression they were going to be using the Magnolia name and I suspect their lawyers would have made sure anybody…

Yes I was coming to comment similarly. It’s easy to look back now and say that this was a nefarious move by the Gaines, but at the time, it would have been impossible to predict the way that the show catapulted the couple to fame. I mean, even the Property Brothers don’t have what the Gaines seem to have with their…

Okay, Jo.

I’m with Gaines here.

Its Murdaaaaaaaaaa

I hope she doesn’t catch shit that Barack did for the speaking fee. Both he and Michelle were subjected to the vilest abuse I’ve ever seen heaped on a Presidential family on a daily basis. They deserve every penny they get because they deserve it.

Damn yo. That’s like a Ja Rule concert at the Apocalypse

Oh my...

This tweet made me cackle:

People attending the Ja Rule-organized event have complained of a lack of food, while headliner Blink-182 has pulled out.

Paris Jackson looks more like Madonna than Madonna 2017 looks like Madonna. Ha!

Paris Jackson.

At first I was like, I don’t get it. You’re saying Madonna should play Madonna? She’s pretty old now and I ... .OHHHHhhhhhhh....

What about her other daughter, is it Mercy? In the words of Bette Davis “she’s adopted. She may have talent.”

They really look alike!

It wouldn’t matter if she can’t act. Madonna can’t act either.