You’d be surprised what I make in a year.

Also,

You’ve confused transactions with relationships.

This is good Gizmodo. Makes me miss the OG Gawker .

That’s weird. I was told that all gamergaters were in a relationship with my mom.

Trump wants to fuck her, so he’s doing that schoolkid “pull her pigtails” move.

Bambi catfishing motherfuckers while seeking vengeance.