I thought maybe some type of vampire because of all the blood. There is also that weird basement vault. Though all the people coming up through the yard had miner’s lights on... So, maybe tunnels and not a vault.

Or probably they want to sacrifice her in order to turn her into some kind of deity to them so she could take care of them from the heavens, like a mother would do.

Funny you should mention that, since my first thought upon seeing the two of them was that he should be her dad, not her husband. Sooo creepy, and yet I fear that this was the one part of the movie that was not intended as such. :/

My guess was J-Law is dead and a ghost and these “invaders” are actually her children, grandchildren, great-grandchildren through the years. Based on the title and the poster.

#worksforme

Some of her SNL characters were annoying but generally I’ve really liked her in movies.

I loved that movie!

This is a really good question. The title makes zero sense so far.

Anyone else particularly unnerved by the music? Something about discordant skittering string instruments to let you know SOMETHING IS VERY WRONG AND BAD.

I know this is really low hanging fruit... but step one to being normal: don’t have a TV show about your life.

He’s a condescending prick who wants a pat on the back for his fee fees.

I think I’ve figured out the code: If you give a guy a boner, you’re “curvy.” If you don’t, you’re “fat.”

Also, this.

👍🏻 👍🏻 His post feels like it’s entering fetish territory to me. :/

Seriously? Really? Yeah all the child-free women have absolutely no family or friends or meaningful careers. They were probably just waiting to drop dead so their 50 cats could feast on them anyway.

Even though Kendall should have tipped, going the route of publicly shaming someone for something like this and for such a small amount doesn’t garner any sympathy for the person who posted that photo. If I lived in NY, it would keep me from going there.

Agreed. She probably sucks....but so does this server.

I think that’s true but also believe servers who post shit like this should be fired

Opinion: everyone should have to survive off of service industry jobs and wages for a year. It would make society a nicer place.

I for one come here precisely for the petty celebrity respite from reality. It keeps my brain calm so I can continue the good fight.