How about 2016 instead?

“Don’t do that. They still get pregnant in the air.”

+1 viewing of LOGJAMMIN’ starring Karl Hungus.

Sixers gave up on Michael Carter-Williams

Good to see a Lakers player’s unrestrained id not result in rape charges for a change.

Hey hey, whoa now. Calling neo-nazis “Fecal-Americans” is a disservice to fecal matter. Manure is actually beneficial to the world.

Fuck CNN

Rodgers is a transcendent quarterback who is forgetting about his family 50 years ahead of his peers.

It fucking sucks that the rules are so one-sided in the NFL. If you’re a defender and lead with your head, you are flagged, possibly booted from the game, and likely fined.

I wish they wouldn’t show guys crying when they get hurt. It reminds me that these are real people with painful injuries and not just pawns for my fantasy team. Total buzzkill.

irs almost like Houston held closed practices or something!

Of course this would happen at Poly Prep. You legitimize polygamy and all sorts of slippery slope sex shit is gonna happen.

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

Dude looks like he should be trying to kill Shelley Duvall with an axe.

Congress is a Republican majority. So long as the victims are Democrats they don’t give a shit.

See, driving while White is also dangerous!

It’s because you are a Wake Forest fan. They are not threatened by you. #VandyFanHere

Which makes the taping... illegal?

Where were the Congressional investigations on this? We wasted millions in tax payer dollars on Benghazi and emailz, but will this get the same attention? This seems a hell of a lot more disturbing.

Cowboys defense thought it was clear nothing was going to happen. But Ben decided to force it on them. Seems like a pattern with him.