I KNOW! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? I can see the headline now:

That’s not a spear you moron. It’s a hip check.

Jeff Fisher looks like a guy who slept on the couch. Woke up late and only had enough time to take a sink shower.

The NUMBER ONE pick got traded. Just because you are a pussy who got beat up by the football team in high school, doesn’t mean it’s not a big deal. Ass face.