When my sister caught the bouquet at a wedding, her then boyfriend remade a big show of running from the garter toss. But she was expected to laugh and act like it was fine. Sadly, she did later marry him and they had a horrible marriage, followed by a drawn out divorce. Anyone whose idea of a joke is public…

New Romantics should’ve gotten the single treatment, IMO.

My ideal day is:

So my mom died when I was 6 from cancer. At my kindergarten “graduation” I was getting a special citizenship award and was really excited about it. The evening of the ceremony, I remeber my mom laying on the couch obviously in a ton of pain. I, being 6, was oblivious and demanded she get ready for my graduation. She…

But the Queen was wearing a pink coat!

My bunny is litter trained and my friend’s guinea pigs pee on her sometimes. Clearly rabbits are superior, based on my scientific sample size.

My two guinea pigs are litter trained. I could always do it with my guinea pigs growing up, my sister always failed at litter training her rabbits. Clearly this means guinea pigs are superior.

NO.

I am a cheapskate and listen to albums as they come out on youtube rather than actually buying them, so I heard this cover of Style before I heard the actual one, and really liked it. I haven't been able to get on board with the original since :/

Five weeks ago (the day after Christmas) my boyfriend of three years turns to me and says "when I think of my future I don't see you in it." No warning signs. No fights. I thought we were happy and headed towards marriage.