Because the article wasn’t about Rodulfo being illegal (which I presume she’s not); it was about the irony of someone who works so intimately with Ivanka Trump choosing to do so in spite of the president’s anti-immigrant, anti-Mexican, and outright racist policies ... though my guess would be that Rodulfo considers…

Her nose job is probably Swiss.

You bright-sided the hell out of this. Respect.

Ivanka is truly an international person, her makeup is Mexican, her clothes were or still are being made in China and India which probably means she probably paid/paying less than if she hired Americans workers.

Or who automates this in the first place. The idea that a decision in any direction being made on a 6-figure financial instrument wouldn’t have human oversight is insane. That they would actually enter foreclosure proceedings without a competent human being providing verification and oversight is more damning than the…

“Amateurs.”

Actual photo of Wells Fargo’s accounting supercomputer responsible for the error:

We’re super seriously re-established.

Time for Wells Fargo to start filling potholes, I guess.

They’re going to have more “OK, we’re good again, staaarrrtiiiiiinnng NOW” ads than Domino’s at this point.

Wells Fargo spokesperson: “Oooopsie! The issue was caused by a...by a, ummm...COMPUTER ERROR! Yeah, that’s the ticket! A computer error. Well, nothing we can do about it now so....”

I’m confused. Is this not courgette?

“Hello?  I’d like to speak with Inmate #440681.  How are you?  I’m calling on behalf of Ryker’s Island Correctional Facility and would like to ask you a few questions.  On a scale of 1 - 10, how would you rate your stay, 1 being Very Dissatisfied and 10 being Very Satisfied?  Mmhm.  Now, on a scale of 1 - 10, how…

Rin Tin Tinnitus

Can you imagine having a life so devoid of shit to do that you could even begin to give a rat's ass about someone selling water without a permit? The mind boggles.

Is she sure she didn’t have a permit? Did she ask first?

Heffer is such a solid, underused insult

“It’s not your property,” the white woman replied.

She tried to HIDE! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

The Dark Crystal, perhaps? Or has that been done already?